12-1-09

Dear Emma,

Fish are friends, not food.

Love,
Stephen

9-3-09

Dear Emma,

If tuna is the "Chicken of the Sea," which is the rooster? My guess is bluegill. Final answer.

Love,
Stephen

9-1-09

Dear Emma,

It is common knowledge that pickles are indeed pickled cucumbers. This I feel however is very oppressive against other pickled foods because none of them will ever be good enough to be called 'pickles.' Shame.

Love,
Stephen

8-26-09

Dear Emma,

Remember when they added blue as a color for M&M's. That was a glorious day, and I felt like I mattered because I voted for blue to be the new color over pink and purple.

Love,
Stephen

8-25-09

Dear Emma,

I wore shorts today. My wardrobe choices are branching out.

Love,
Stephen

8-23-09

Dear Emma,

I recently discovered that I am a millionaire. I was excited, only to later discover that my money was calculated in Zimbabwe dollars which equates to around five bucks. *sigh* Disappointment.

Love,
Stephen

8-21-09

Dear Emma,

McDonalds is giving away Legos in their Happy Meals now. I was severely tempted to go eat there, but the prospect of the horror of eating McDonalds far outweighs the joy I would receive from getting a small Lego model that would take me three minutes to build. In other words, McDonalds is still gross.

Love,
Stephen