Thursday, September 3, 2009

9-3-09

Dear Emma,

If tuna is the "Chicken of the Sea," which is the rooster? My guess is bluegill. Final answer.

Love,
Stephen

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

9-1-09

Dear Emma,

It is common knowledge that pickles are indeed pickled cucumbers. This I feel however is very oppressive against other pickled foods because none of them will ever be good enough to be called 'pickles.' Shame.

Love,
Stephen