Wednesday, August 26, 2009

8-26-09

Dear Emma,

Remember when they added blue as a color for M&M's. That was a glorious day, and I felt like I mattered because I voted for blue to be the new color over pink and purple.

Love,
Stephen

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

8-25-09

Dear Emma,

I wore shorts today. My wardrobe choices are branching out.

Love,
Stephen

Sunday, August 23, 2009

8-23-09

Dear Emma,

I recently discovered that I am a millionaire. I was excited, only to later discover that my money was calculated in Zimbabwe dollars which equates to around five bucks. *sigh* Disappointment.

Love,
Stephen

Friday, August 21, 2009

8-21-09

Dear Emma,

McDonalds is giving away Legos in their Happy Meals now. I was severely tempted to go eat there, but the prospect of the horror of eating McDonalds far outweighs the joy I would receive from getting a small Lego model that would take me three minutes to build. In other words, McDonalds is still gross.

Love,
Stephen

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

8-19-09

Dear Emma,

I went to the beach for Junior High Beach Day. It should have just been called Stephen Goes To The Beach And Takes A Nap For Two Hours Day. That would have been more accurate and conclusive.

Love,
Stephen

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

8-18-09

Dear Emma,

Why are photo dark rooms actually red? I do know why, so I guess my question really is, why don't they call them red rooms? My theory is that it would sound too much like "red rum," which is murder spelled backwards. Murder tends to not be many people's favorite.

Love,
Stephen

Saturday, August 15, 2009

8-15-09

Dear Emma,

Did you say something about Stonewall Jackson? He may have been your ancestor, PLUS he was a very accomplished Confederate general during the Civil War, that is until his own troops killed him. Ultimate burn!

Love,
Stephen

Friday, August 14, 2009

8-14-09

Dear Emma,

My home computer got a virus a few days ago. I gave it a lot of fluids and tried to warm it with a woolen blanket. However, now it won't turn on. I don't think the methods humans use to treat viruses are the same as computers.

Love,
Stephen

Monday, August 10, 2009

8-10-09

Dear Em,

I am at dodgeball, but either my brain or my body does not understand the concept, for neither of them seem to be able to dodge balls. I am not very good.

Love,
Stephen

Saturday, August 8, 2009

8-8-09

Dear Emma,

I wrote you a note at the office today, but upon writing it I remembered you won't be able to see it for a few more months, so I will write it here:

"Dear Emma,

If endangered animals suddenly lost that status, i.e. they flourished and repopulated the earth with their numbers, what would their new designation be? Unendangered? Disendangered? Nonendangered? I think disendangered sounds the best. Save the Great White Sharks!

Love,
Stephen"

Love,
Stephen

Thursday, August 6, 2009

8-6-09

Dear The Emma Jackson,

This summer so far, I have been spending a lot more time in the sun than usual, so naturally my skin color has been darkening due to exposure to more ultraviolet rays than usual. However, one day at la playa, I fell asleep on my towel while lying face down. Thus, my back is about three shades of tan darker than my front, which looks really funny, but it still hurts when people laugh. I almost wish I got a sunburn, but we both know how ridiculous that wish would be.

Love,
Stephen

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

8-4-09

Dear Em,

I trust you have heard that Travis named his baby after you. LAME!

Love,
Stephen

Sunday, August 2, 2009

8-2-09

Dear Emma,

Today was Park Day for FROG 5. I got to throw sponges and water balloons at a bunch of little kids and then spray them with water guns while they were in a weakened state. Sort of like kicking them while they were down, which is very enjoyable. Don't mistake that for me saying I actually kicked them.

Love,
Stephen