Sunday, July 12, 2009

7-12-09

Dear Emma,
It is always a pleasure to discover gravity exists. While at work, I decided that I was manly enough to get a 42" LCD TV from the top of the steel rafters in the back (about 15 feet in the air). By the way, in case you were wondering, I am manly enough, but other things interfered, clearly not my fault Anyways, as I began lowering it to the ground I discovered this is not working out, and I begin to lose my grip on the television. Not wanting to damage such an expensive piece of equipment I position my body underneath the TV, which is about the time the TV decided to want to fall onto the ground, crushing my pitiful, yet manly, body under its weight. Yay, gravity!

Love,
Stephen

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