Dear Emma,
I have decided to run for President of Junior High, and I have chosen you as my running mate. I know this seems difficult given your current locale, but I think it will help our foreign policy platform. Right now I'm working on bribing a ton of votes by handing out Blow Pops before TNL. All the other staff looked at me like I was some kind of moron, but we'll see whose laughing when the election rolls around. Am I right?
Love,
Stephen
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A blog constructed for the dear Miss Emma Jackson while she is abroad doing missions' work in Amsterdam, Holland, for the next six months.
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